confidence radiates from my customers modeling their Simple Gay Apparel
The Fruity Collection
Suggestive fruits pop on complementary-colored tees, with originally designed "fruity" font in white
Queerbait
Put an end to your tireless yearning and make gay shit happen instead with these certified babe-catchers.
The Target Pride Collection is soooo bad but I still want to wear SOMETHING ... and this is something — this is more than something.
I wear my fruity shirt all the time — I wear it to sleep, I wear it to dance, I would be wearing it right now... the only reason I'm not is because it's dirty.
This is seriously going to increase the odds of me getting bitches!
The fruity shirts are a perfect middle ground... I could go through a conservative crowd wearing this shirt and feel safe — no one would know.
I can never find anything I like... It's all "love is love" and where is the humor in that? I feel like our defining personality trait is being funny.
I have a feeling my friend would love this. He wants to be out, but doesn't want everyone to know, and this is perfect.
Headwear
Get you that gay headwear, baby ;)
Gay Depression Apparel
I like to say, "we have gay pride, but where is my gay depression?" Here. Here it is.
Here, Here, Bisexuals
As I'm obsessed, I guess I can't help but create images in your likeness.
FAQ
Have a question? We have a simple gay answer :)
What payment methods do you accept?
Shop securely with:
- Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, and Diners Club debit and credit cards
- Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
- Bancontact and iDEAL
Where do you get all of these product photos?
I proudly take all the product and model photos of actual Simple Gay Apparel — so what you see is what you get! 😊
Even though it’s A LOT more work to do this than use mockups (which is what many companies do — and is why you rightfully may not trust product photos), I care TONS about creating high quality gay apparel for you — and aim to reflect that in my product photography.
The result? You can rest assured that Simple Gay Apparel looks and feels just as good in person as you would think it does from the impression you get online!
**I do occasionally use a few mockups to show color variants for caps! BUT there will be at least one real photo of the product, which you will be able to obviously tell by looking at it 😊
How quickly will I get my order?
QUICK! I’m fulfilling orders every 1-3 business days!
You will always get an email notification when your order ships. Tracking information will be provided. Once shipped, your package will generally take 2-5 days to get to you!
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes! We are pleased to offer free US shipping!
Do you offer discreet shipping?
Yes, all packages ship in plain black plastic, and ship from "SGA"
Have a question not answered yet?
There's a more extensive FAQ on the FAQ page!